1. sallydonovan:

    In a new interview, Arthur Conan Doyle reveals that he regrets making John Watson and Mary Morstan marry. He also regrets bringing Sherlock Holmes back to life. Actually, he regrets everything. He hates Sherlock Holmes. He hates every single one of you. “Why can’t you leave me alone,” he says.

    (via fallingforthevillain)


  2. asmilinggoddess:


    tony walks into his living room one day to see clint on the couch eating cheetos “how did you even get in my house?!” “don’t worry,” natasha says “i let him in.” “hOW DID YOU GET INTO MY HOUSE?”

    clint is like “fuck off i just saved the tri-state area.” “i didn’t hear about anything happening to the tri state area” says tony. “yeah,” clint says "that’s because i do my goddamned job.”

    (via basker-villes)


  3. "What a strange illusion it is to suppose that beauty is goodness."
    — Leo Tolstoy (via qoldlush)

    (Source: wordsthat-speak, via cayya)


  4. bralpha:

    okay but like could you imagine all the muggle born students coming back to hogwarts after summer break and catching up on what movies they saw, what they thought of season finales, what concerts they went to and off to the side the wizard raised kids are staring at them in confusion and suddenly one of them just whispers

    "what the fuck is a nickelback"

    (via fidefortitude)


  6. slugzone:

    theres a giant burning orb in the sky and it can burn your flesh, it can give you diseases, it can kill you, looking directly at it causes physical pain, and we all think this is okay. we like this orb.  we like to go outside and lie around on our backs when this orb is in the sky. children draw cute pictures of this levitating death orb with a smiley face on it. what is wrong with us

    (via superwholock-is-my-hell)

  7. shimadonna:


    Proposal: Dragons with pigeon necks

    that “coo” in deep, throaty voices

    (via amateurcracksman)

  8. London’s yours. Take good care of her.

    (Source: cayya, via jimandsebstuff)


  9. tothless:

    "Legolas what do your elf eyes see?"

    not the fucking botfa trailer, that’s for sure

    (via basker-villes)


  10. futuredudeman:



    have you ever met someone who is like the human version of period cramps


    I think this is the first time something has conveyed to me with true clarity just how bad period cramps are.

    (Source: michaelgclifford, via hamexbutts)

  11. (Source: deducecanoe, via dduane)

  12. apinchofsanity:

    Parentmor requested by Vulcanplomeeksoup

    One does not simply kidnap the child of London’s most dangerous criminals 

  13. airspaniel:


    Anon hate from the late 1800’s.

    What I love most about this is that this person was SO INCENSED at the recipient that they couldn’t even wait the days/weeks it would take for the mail to go through. No, they had to say “FUCK YOU” as soon as fucking possible and, AND, let the recipient that they were not done with the fuck you, nay, this was merely the first volley in what would undoubtably be a dressing down of Biblical proportions.

    (via allisons-y)

  15. dduane:





    BBC Sherlock in the original Victorian era




    Oh, sweet Powers that Be in a bucket. With lobster thermidor aux crevettes with a mornay sauce, garnished with truffle paté, brandy and a fried egg on top and Spam.

    That’s me ruined for the evening.

    #it was the silk hat #that’s what did it