1. buzzfeedgeeky:

    davedash:

    This is a kids show.

    ADVENTURE TIME LAYING DOWN THE LAW

    (Source: thespoonmissioner, via geeky-cas)

     

  2. From my Twitter

    eddyfate:

    "In American English, punctuation goes inside the quotes, because Noah Webster was an asshole." #ActualDeveloperCommentsFromMe

    (via dduane)

     
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  4. bashermoriarty:

    I bet Jim laughed about this for like one month

    (via sirivsly)

     

  5. gayturians:

    don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.

    (via sparxflame)

     

  6. psydragon:

    corseque:

    having to use your own art as reference cause you forgot how to draw

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    having to go back to reread previous chapters of your own story as a reference because you forgot how to write 

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    (via maura-labingi)

     
  7. gingerblivet:

    thatsthat24:

    gymleaderkyle:

    micdotcom:

    This Icelandic police force has the most adorable Instagram account 

    Meet the Reykjavík Metropolitan Police, serving the capital of Iceland. By the looks of their incredible Instagram account, a normal day includes holding kittens, eating candy and wearing false mustaches.

    There’s more where those came from | Follow micdotcom

    but do they got kik tho

    Can we trade police forces?

    More reasons to go live in Iceland.

    (via hope-hazard)

     
  8. di-johnlock:

    It’s not over, don’t forget

    (Source: seven-percent-solvtion, via ladyliedie)

     

  9. "Books say: she did this because. Life says: she did this. Books are where things are explained to you, life where things aren’t."
    — Julian Barnes (via writingquotes)
     

  10. "Don’t mistake my kindness for weakness. I’ll choke you with the same hand I fed you with."
    — Anonymous (via suspend)

    (Source: levi-has-the-booty, via violinsandhandgrenades)

     
  11. hippano:

    Requested by yourealmostlikeafriend

    I remember reading a lot about wasted, red-faced Moran in HOTD and oooh boy, there is nothing I want more than drunk Jimmy and Basher staggering home after an excessive night of drinking and clubbing, or whatever it is you imagine they might do for fun on Friday nights… 

     

  12. astolat:

    fieldbears:

    actualmenacebuckybarnes:

    sometimes i like to think of how aggressively NOT a nature person steve would be

    i mean, he’s a city boy. loves being a city boy. he had to survive in the wilderness during the war, but it was a lot of teeth-gritting, trudging through the mud, sleeping on the cold, rocky ground and longing for warm meals at home

    so the first time sam takes him camping he’s just so CONFUSED and CONCERNED

    like, sam are we going on the run or something, will they see us if we make a fire?? sam what did you do i will help you i promise

    and the first time sam takes steve and bucky, bucky expresses the same level of wtf like, we are walking up and down hills for FUN?? why are we eating cold beans when microwaves have been invented what is this

    and steve’s like, humor him okay we love him. remember we love him

    (meanwhile natasha’s just too smart for this noise. she saw sam’s camper and NOPE’d out of the driveway so fast she left a rubber mark on the sidewalk. she spent the week at a 5-star hotel w clint eating junk food and watching a scifi originals marathon)

    remember we love him

    <3 <3 <3

    (via beanarie)

     

  13. pregnantfitmom:

    casualblessings:

    May you have enough money to pay your bills this month with a little extra left over for a bit of fun.

    This is one of the nicest things to wish for someone

    (via ladyliedie)

     

  14. A selection of alternate names if Scotland declares independence:

    buckkybbarnes:

    • Okay Britain
    • Meh Britain
    • Just-Alright Britain
    • I-Went-There-Once-And-It-Was-Nothing-To-Write-Home-About Britain
    • I-Don’t-Know-If-It’s-Worth-Going-Back-To-Be-Honest Britain
    • Vague-Hand-Gesture-And-Squinty-Eye Britain

    (via impossible-astronauts)

     

  15. suzie-guru:

    Imagine Harry and Ginny a few months into their marriage and they’re so happy and in love and then one day they go shopping for food and household items and Harry just casually grabs certain items before Ginny hisses at him to "Check the prices, Harry, God! That bed set is far too expensive, we’re not going to have anything left to get the food with!" And Harry starts to laugh and say "We don’t have to worry about -" and then he stops and he and Ginny look at each other. And Harry realizes that she’s grown up having to measure out all her money and decide what she can and cannot have for a certain week or month or year. And Ginny realizes that she is actually no longer obligated to worry about money ever again. 

    Imagine Harry and Ginny eating dinner together and Ginny’s telling him about certain meals her mum made and teasing him about how he wolfs everything down and "Honestly Harry, you’re worse than Ron!" and Harry retorts laughingly "well old habits die hard, I had to fight Dudley for meals all the time, you at least knew you were going to eat every day!" And Ginny’s grin starts to fade and she asks "You…you didn’t get to eat everyday?" And Harry realizes what he said and he changes the subject quickly and Ginny looks at the plates in front of him and resists the urge to pile on some more potatoes. And the next day Vernon Dursley’s car is egged. 

    Imagine Harry and Ginny both suffering from night terrors and PTSD and agreeing that maybe going to that therapist Hermione recommended isn’t such a bad idea, and that’s how Thursday night became Therapy Night when they go out to dinner or to the pub after each session and agree that  they need to talk to some Healers about introducing these sessions since therapy is still widely seen as muggle nonsense in the wizarding world.

    And Ginny murmurs over her fire whiskey that sometimes she can still hear Tom Riddle murmuring in her ear, and Harry whispers that he dreams about running after his mother and father and Sirius and Remus as they disappear behind the Veil in the Department of Mysteries and he doesn’t know if he wakes from terror or regret about not making it through. And they go back home and hold each other closer that night and both wake up with raging hangovers. 

    (via beanarie)